My moral compass is broken...

So I’m driving in to work this morning, and I hear them talking about an elderly couple that found $12,000 in the freezer of their newly rented apartment.

They turned it in to the police, but they hope the money will be returned to them.

WOW!! If I found $12,000, would I turn it in? I’d like to say, of course I would. But damn, $12,000 could really help me out. I could pay off some credit cards, minimize my debt, so that I could build a house sooner than when Jesus comes back.

Of course, my luck, some mafia guy would find me and start cutting my limbs off…

But hey, I wouldn’t mind missing a pinkie for $12,000.

Sick, aren’t I?