Do it again and die bitch!!

So last night I went back to hell Zumba class.

The class is 2 nights a week, and hopefully it will help me to get rid of some of these fat rolls extra inches.

About 1 minute into the first routine my body said "Wait a minute...I remember this, and this is bullshit. I told you - do it again and die bitch!!"

So I died last night. Yep, I'm writing to you from heaven. It's nice up here. Everyone is fat, and you get to eat all the chocolate you want, and have sex with whomever you want....and various other pleasures.

Oh wait, that was just my fantasy last night. Ok, back to hell Zumba.

I really hate my teacher. She's really perky, but she looks really stupid doing the moves. But then again, so do I, and the majority of the class.

And so help me, if one more skinny bitch joins our class I'm going to throw myself on the ground and have a hissy fit. I mean, give me a break!! Go lift weights or something to tone. Stop crowding in with the chubby people!!

Can't until class tomorrow!

I almost threw up in class

Last night was my first night in hell doing a Zumba class.

First of all, I was the biggest girl in the class. Everyone there (except for my peeps) had their hair perfectly coiffed and make up applied precisely.

I was wearing a bleach stained pair of too big lounging pants and an oversized t-shirt.

Everyone else had their cutesy little work out outfits on.

Then the class started and I realized a way to encourage myself to not eat: put mirrors up everywhere.

Honestly, I think I've gotten as heavy as I have because I don't really look at myself in the mirror. I mean, I see myself thorugh rose colored glasses, I guess.

But that mirror in the class....wooo weee....it shows every single imperfection on you.

But me and my peeps...ok, not all of my peeps, but most of us....we were the only ones with rythem.....everyone else was hopeless...

OMG, lets just say that muscles that I haven't felt in years were aching last night.

If I don't lose some inches by the end of this six week class, then I'm hopeless.

But on the plus side, I've lost, and kept off for a week 4 lbs.

That's major encouragement to me. I'll keep plowing along. Also, I'm going to post of my other site today.