Thursday, October 25, 2007

Notes to Self...

1) When preparing for shopping trip with children to Walmart, make sure to take Meds, as to eliminate panic attacks.

2) Do not give Young Master S his apple juice box in his car seat, as he ALWAYS takes out the straw and dumps it on himself.

3) Do not sit near the toy/play area in McDonalds, as the children will not eat, but will consistantly ask to go play.

4) Remember to buckle young Master S into the cart, as he has figured out how to stand up in the front seat compartment.

5) Do not EVER think of going into Walmart around a holiday EVER AGAIN.

6) Remember your mantra, Walmart is Satan's store, and no good comes of cavorting with Satan.

7) Pumpkin seeds ARE choking hazards, and do not allow Young Master S anywhere near them.

8) Princess K is old enough to pay attention to what is going on during television shows. No more Law and Order while she is around.

9) Make sure to educate Princess K that Indians are not mean, and they do not wait in the woods to attack you.

10) Make sure to eductate Princess K that there are no wolves in our woods, and they couldn't get past the dogs if there were - just there there are no wolves. Period.

11) Keep valium on hand for above such days...

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