So last night I went over to Liza's to prepare for our garage sale. Now most of you will remember that Liza is my BFF. We are twin souls.
Anyhow, after hours of pricing stuff, Liza was finished with her stuff and was helping me price mine. We were going through boxes of clothes and started getting slap happy. Everything became funny to us, and we were giggling and snorting.
We came across a hand me down someone had given to my daughter. The size was 3T. It was a yellow shirt that had a partly opened back.
Amid snorts, Liza said "I bet I can get this on". I said, OMG, ok- but you have to put it on backwards, so that you look like an 80's porn star.
So she did it. She put it on. This is what it looked like:
Amazingly hot right? So I said - go upstairs and show your DH. So she runs up stairs and saunters into the living room and hears: "What the hell is that?"
WOW - BUZZ KILL
What the heck is wrong with him? An appropriate response would be "Get in the bedroom now", or "Oh honey - that's hot".
At least it's not only my man that's an idiot.
BTW, when I grow up, I want to have boobs like Liza's.
1 comment:
Not all guys are stupid because I'd be all about exploring those sweater puppies.
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